T-Rex: I went to a store and found the storekeeper remarkably odd!
Off panel: But T-Rex, that store burned down...

Off panel: ...30 YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Turns out there was a misunderstanding: the store NEXT DOOR had burned down; the store I was in just was run by a weirdo. And it additionally turned out I was speaking to a weirdo who memorized the dates of when local businesses were destroyed by fire.
Dromiceiomimus: Too bad it wasn't a ghost store though.
T-Rex: RIGHT?? I was so excited!!

Utahraptor: Why were you excited to be in a ghost store?
T-Rex: Okay, so: 1) Proof ghosts are real.

T-Rex: 2) Greater product selection (possibility old products become ghosts and then I can buy discontinued cereal again??). 3) If paid by credit, can dispute charges during the day, store will not be able to respond since ghosts only active at night (outside business hours).

T-Rex: 4) Disputing charge actually ensures ghost store comes back the next night, because a commercial transaction has been interrupted, which now means the ghosts have...
Off panel: oh god
T-Rex: UNFINISHED BUSINESS
Off panel: OH GOD