T-Rex: Hallowe'en is a night for going out and soliciting treats or, failing that, tricks! This is our cool tradition.
T-Rex: ...BUT ARE THERE OTHERS??
T-Rex: SPOILER ALERT: yes, absolutely, our great grandparents had more boring things to do!!
T-Rex: For example, you could peel an apple in a giant strip, and then toss the apple peel over your shoulder! ON HALLOWE'EN AND ON HALLOWE'EN ONLY, the apple peel will land... IN A CRUDE APPROXIMATION OF THE SHAPE OF THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE'S NAME!!
Utahraptor: That could marginally help narrow down the field of contenders!
T-Rex: RIGHT?
T-Rex: Also, stare into a mirror in a dark room, and your future spouse's face will eventually appear! And if you're to die unmarried, you'll get to see a cool skull instead!
Utahraptor: Do any of these NOT rely on our ability to manufacture patterns from random noise, assigning them outsized significance?
〚T-Rex is crying black tears〛
T-Rex: NO, ALL WILL BE LOCKED IN DARKNESS, ALL WILL EAT APPLE PEELS OFF THE FLOOR
T-Rex: THE HALLUCINATIONS WILL COME
T-Rex: THE HALLUCINATIONS
T-Rex: ARE
T-Rex: MANDATORY
