T-Rex: Sometimes it can be hard to talk to young people about their changing bodies. Well worry no longer, thanks to this extremely convenient -
Narrator: COMIC TO GIVE TO YOUNG PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR CHANGING BODIES
T-Rex: Young people! Your bodies are changing. You are probably noticing a changing voice, hair where there was no hair before, your knees bending backwards, your neck growing longer than your arms, and your fingers becoming vestigial as they're replaced by bulbous ovipositors. This is all, to a large extent, normal.
Utahraptor: T-Rex you're thinking of monsterism, not puberty!!
T-Rex: OH, MY MISTAKE!
T-Rex: Sorry tweens. Instead of becoming a twisted abomination of flesh and bone, parts of you are just getting bigger while others get smellier. Happens to the best of us. Maybe take some more showers.
T-Rex: 〚small〛 But if your eyes become mouths filled with teeth then you have been chosen to cleanse the world
T-Rex: Attention, parents who skimmed the first two panels and then glanced to the end to make sure everything's fine! IT IS!
T-Rex: OR RATHER...
T-Rex: ...IT SOON WILL BE