T-Rex: At the top of our list are plasmas! OBVIOUSLY. Plasmas are ELECTRICALLY CONDUCTIVE GAS, and that is extremely awesome. Lightning is plasma and lightning RULES, therefore plasma easily takes our coveted #1 spot.

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T-Rex: In #2 we have solids! Solids are so super great that we actually use them as a synonym for "super great". "He's a solid dude", we say. Solids combine the thrill of a liquid's tangibility with the frisson of a consistent shape that even plasmas can't offer. We love solids and solids love us, hence their... SOLID second-place finishing??

Utahraptor: Liquids at #3?
T-Rex: Liquids at #3.

T-Rex: While not as good as solids, without liquids we'd lose blood, which means, scientifically, our bodies would instead be filled with some sort of blood-like gas - in which case minor cuts would send us flying around the room like a balloon - or a "blood plasma", which I think is actually already a thing.

T-Rex: Gas is left in last place, of which the less said the better. Easily misplaced and often annoyingly invisible, at its core a gas is just a liquid someone failed to properly pressurize.
T-Rex: This list is objectively correct and, as such, no arguments to the contrary will be entertained.