T-Rex: One day Sherlock Holmes, who was the best at solving crimes if you didn't count Org (a cave man who lived 50,000 years ago) frowned!

T-Rex: But we'll pause our narrative here to discuss Org some more!

T-Rex: We said Org was a "caveman", but of course we don't really know where he lived. Caves protected materials from the elements better, which is why we have more evidence of cave-based habitation, but that's not to say that Org or his contemporaries lived exclusively in caves. His hunting and gathering lifestyle meant he had to follow food around, and he likely lived in a bunch of different places, including caves.

Utahraptor: Does Org solve crimes at any point?
T-Rex: Nope! Laws weren't invented yet!

T-Rex: But if they had, and if Org could've even once focused on solving crimes instead of on finding his next meal - Utahraptor, he would've been AMAZING. Ten Sherlocks rolled up into one, easy. He would've been a hero, instead of dying after eating some weird bug, which is what happened.

T-Rex: Meanwhile, back in the present, Sherlock Holmes was hanging around about his apartment doing drugs because he was, and I quote, "so bored".
T-Rex: THE END.