T-Rex: Hey God! Quick question!
God: HIT ME UP MY DUDE
T-Rex: How come I can't shoot lasers out of my eyes??
God: HEALTH AND SAFETY RULES MAINLY
T-Rex: No no no, seriously! We're all made in YOUR image, yeah?
God: WELL ACCORDING TO RELIGION SURE BUT -
T-Rex: And you can do ANYTHING, right?
God: I MEAN THEY SAY YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE YOUR OWN PRESS AND -
T-Rex: So are you gonna sit here and tell me you're NOT a dinosaur that can shoot lasers out of his eyes??
T-Rex: And if not, WHY not?
Utahraptor: Why not what?
T-Rex: Why isn't God a dinosaur that can shoot lasers out of his eyes?! He's ALLEGEDLY this awesome being, but a dinosaur WITH LITERAL SUPERPOWERS is objectively the most awesome thing anyone can be!! Therefore, we should be able to shoot lasers out of our eyes, no?
Utahraptor: Huh.
God: T-REX I'M SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY EYES RIGHT NOW AND I GOTTA SAY YOU ARE 100% CORRECT ON IT BEING AWESOME
God: I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED LITERALLY INFINITY YEARS BEFORE TRYING THIS
T-Rex: aw man i KNEW it
