T-Rex: One day a zombie outbreak happened! It was like in the other zombie stories you've seen, so imagine that and you'll know what kind of a deal this was. A pretty big mess, honestly.

T-Rex: However, THESE zombies were different!

T-Rex: They started out mindless and hungry, but the more of our flesh they ate, the smarter they got. Eventually they got smart enough to corral their stupider brethren and feed them the bodies of the living that had recently died from natural causes, to elevate them.
Dromiceiomimus: So the living and the dead lived together in harmony?
T-Rex: Better than harmony!

Utahraptor: Because... the smart zombies could always get SMARTER.
T-Rex: Exactly!

T-Rex: They'd eat the recently dead and be like "Oh, here's a motivating incentive to get corporations to work to reverse climate change that isn't undone by the tragedy of the commons. YOU'RE WELCOME".
Utahraptor: "Here's how wealth can be redistributed fairly in a way everyone can agree with. DONE."

T-Rex: And if you're thinking this is a dystopia because everyone living would eventually become a zombie, leading to overpopulation, the zombie Einsteins solved that too. THE END.
T-Rex and off panel: SAVE US, ZOMBIE GODS