Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: He's a real professor of real science!!
T-Rex: Some people have all the luck.
T-Rex: Today's question comes from Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: Thank you T-Rex. Professor, how precisely does our sun generate its magnetic field?
T-Rex: That's it? That's all you want me to pass along?
Dromiceiomimus: It's a simple question!
Utahraptor: Bad news, T-Rex: it's also a question we don't know the answer to!
T-Rex: What? WHAT?
Utahraptor: I'm serious. We know it HAS a magnetic field on an 11-year cycle, but where it comes from and how it's generated: we can't say. Is it on the surface? In the core? Even the greatest professors of science can only shrug and say "I 'unno!"
Narrator: LATER, DEPRESSION:
T-Rex: ...You think you're a member of a pretty happening species, then you find out even your FINEST space nerds don't know how the sun works!!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: I've never been more embarrassed, space nerds
