Off panel: Hey T-Rex, remember that party ten years ago? With the potato?
T-Rex: I...
T-Rex: I... I don't!!
T-Rex: I don't remember that AT ALL!!
Dromiceiomimus: Come on! Remember? Someone brought this giant potato to the party for some reason and for the rest of the night the catchphrase was "hey, at least I didn't bring the giant potato"?? COME ON, you remember this. It was hilarious!
T-Rex: While it CLEARLY sounds like the sort of thing that might easily have been hilarious for one night ten years ago, I still can't recall any of this!
Utahraptor: Oh man! That friggin' giant potato! We were DYING laughing.
T-Rex: WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?
Utahraptor: Ah well, it's not that big a deal.
T-Rex: No, it's huge! Our memories make up WHO WE ARE, and mine are DISAPPEARING! Ten years ago everyone else was like "time to remember a giant potato forever" while I was like "ah yes, time to FORGET this FORMATIVE ANECDOTE"!!
Narrator: TEN YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: Hah hah! Now I don't remember EVER being outraged about my memories fading, nor can I recall what I've forgotten!!
T-Rex: CHECK AND MATE, FAILING BODY AND MIND
