T-Rex: As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic dog.

T-Rex: So really, his problems were... pretty much over?

T-Rex: There was an apple stuck in his fur, but he could easily pull it out with his new canines and then gobble it. So now he'd been a dog for only a few moments and he'd already gotten a snack! Was he a good boy? He was pretty sure he was a good boy.

Utahraptor: Are you certain he wasn't a gigantic insect?
T-Rex: Uh, YEAH. They're easy to tell apart!

T-Rex: Anyway, his sister came in and was delighted to see Gregor was a dog now. His every dream had come true. She was so happy for him that for the rest of her life, she never could recall more joyous tears than those she was shedding right now. THE END.

T-Rex: P.S.: Later on Gregor moved to America and changed his name to "Clifford".
T-Rex: Literature: almost TOO easy??