T-Rex: Welcome to Utopia City! It's a city where everything is perfect!
T-Rex: So that'll be nice!
Dromiceiomimus: Hey, how did you deal with the jerk problem?
T-Rex: Oh, they're not allowed into Utopia City. Strict "no jerks allowed" policy.
Dromiceiomimus: But what if someone BECOMES a jerk once they're inside?
T-Rex: I guess then... they get kicked out?
Utahraptor: So ANYONE'S place in paradise is precarious, fully dependent on how popular they are.
T-Rex: Uh -
Utahraptor: And what if MY version of paradise includes debating with someone who disagrees with me for fourteen years or so? This doesn't sound like Utopia City to me, T-Rex! This sounds like an AUTHORITARIAN POPULARITY REGIME playing with our VERY LIVES!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Welcome to Utopia City! It's a city where only I am allowed in!!
T-Rex: ...listen, there's significant upsides