my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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June 23rd, 2017: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

One year ago today: a lot of people call themselves "hotshot" in their inner voices; a lot of people are actually cooler than i am :(

– Ryan

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