my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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July 7th, 2017: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

One year ago today: call me crazy, but i'd have to say MY favourite opinions are whichever opinions are the correct opinions

– Ryan

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