T-Rex: Great news, the world! I've invented my own cryptocurrency. It's like Bitcoin, only it's branded with ME instead!

T-Rex: AN OBJECTIVE AND MARKED IMPROVEMENT.

T-Rex: So instead of "bitcoin chains", it's "T-Rex pecs". Instead of "mining for Bitcoin", it's "hangin' with 'The T'". And instead of "a financial instrument that's used as both currency and long-term investment at the same time, making both unpredictable" it's fun and cool to use!!

Utahraptor: You studied enough math to build a new cryptocurrency?
T-Rex: Pfft. Heck no!

T-Rex: I just waited until someone made a templated version anyone can use, then filled in my deets. Smart AND easy! Now you're Hangin' With The T.™
Utahraptor: But that means the world will be flooded with millions of unused cryptocurrencies!

T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: And mine too!!