T-Rex: When you create an original character, you can make that person ANYTHING YOU WANT. You've got a complete blank slate!

T-Rex: So why not create the BEST and MOST COMPELLING character of all time, huh??

T-Rex: I don't know why not, so here's how to do that. First off, they'll need to have an amazing name. Think less "Mr. Darcy" (SNOOZE) and more "Deathskull Knifeeyes III"!
Dromiceiomimus: Ooh, Deathskull Knifeeyes III! Every character, INCLUDING MR. DARCY, is improved by such a name!
T-Rex: Right?

Utahraptor: And they should have super powers too, because including them is free!
T-Rex: WHY WOULDN'T YOU?

T-Rex: For example: flight, invincibility, knives shooting out of his eyes but only when he really wants it, and a universal translator. We know NOTHING ELSE about Deathskull Knifeeyes, and yet, I'm already super into this character!
Utahraptor: What's his origin?
T-Rex: I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX READS "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE" AND ASSUMES MR. DARCY HAS THIS NAME AND ALL OF THESE POWERS, BUT IS SIMPLY ELECTING NOT TO USE THEM:
T-Rex: It's -
T-Rex: IT'S SO GOOD AND JANE AUSTEN WAS A GENIUS