T-Rex: Climate change! It's terrifying! We could all die!!
Narrator: CLIMATE CHANGE COMICS
T-Rex: Yes indeed, should the global temperature change by even a few degrees, it could be catastrophic for our civilization!! Forget about the polar ice caps changing - WHICH THEY WILL - and focus on the massive death caused by the Earth's climate becoming actively hostile to our form of life. Yes, mass extinctions are all but guaranteed...
T-Rex: ...WHEN A GIANT ASTEROID HITS THE EARTH AND CAUSES CATASTROPHIC CLIMATE CHANGE!! Utahraptor: Oh, hah hah!
Utahraptor: I thought you meant climate change caused by OUR activities! You know: the comparatively slow-moving type that any intelligent species would address before it was apocalyptic? The kind that would turn the entire engine of civilization towards saving the climate, as part of the GREATEST PROJECT EVER UNDERTAKEN ON EARTH?
T-Rex: No, I was talking asteroids. Yours sounds like something that's not easily visualized and which can't be defeated simply by launching nukes at it!! Off panel: Hah! It sure is!! Off panel: I'm CERTAIN that ever won't be a problem though