T-Rex: Batman scowled, which matched the permanent scowl he'd had molded onto the front of his mask. The Riddler was back once again with the ill behaviour. And it was up to Batman to stop him!

Narrator: COMICS WITH A NICE CAKE IN THE LAST PANEL "our promise to you"

T-Rex: The riddle left for him by the Riddler read as follows: "when is a country like a state"?
Dromiceiomimus: Huh?
T-Rex: That's what Batman said. Aren't countries states already?

Utahraptor: Maybe it's more like a state of mind.
T-Rex: Possible, but way too open!

T-Rex: In fact, the more Batman pondered it, the more he realized that MOST riddles admitted more than one solution, and the "correct" answer often had only the fact that the questioner thought of it to recommend it. The mind can find tons of connections between two disparate objects!! RIDDLES ARE FAKE AND BAD!

T-Rex: Instead of answering the riddle Batman punched the Riddler into a giant nice cake, left over from one of his previous adventures.
T-Rex and off panel: Yaaaaay