September 29th, 2017: Thank you John R for reminding me of comic 1061 this morning! CURSE YOU JOHN R FOR REMINDING ME OF IT ONE MONTH LATE!! But thank you John R because that month lateness to the day gave me something to work with. And sorry John R for the emotional rollercoaster these last few sentences!!

One year ago today: let's all go play chess in the park! finally, an activity that's certain not to be humiliating at all!!

– Ryan