T-Rex: One day Gassy Dave (he tooted a lot but it's not relevant to this story for at least a little while) died.

T-Rex: And he ended up in the afterlife!

T-Rex: Expecting oblivion after death, he was understandably pretty stoked to discover that death was less of a "game over" and more of a "DLC expansion pack". That is, until he ran into a spiritual accountant with a slide rule!

Utahraptor: He was sad to discover the afterlife had outdated technology?
T-Rex: No, that his life was being quantified!

T-Rex: And it wasn't "good vs evil deeds" being counted either. Instead they looked at every time he rhetorically said "I bet" - as in "I bet it'll rain tomorrow" - and treated it as a wager... FOR HIS IMMORTAL SOUL!

T-Rex: Dave tooted in shock!
Off panel: There it is.
T-Rex: There it is!!