my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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October 9th, 2018: TONIGHT! BOSTON! I'm doing an event at the Brookline Booksmith AND it features an 11-year-old scifi author, Oriana, who is opening for me! It's going to be GREAT.

HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING IS OUT NOW, aaaahhhhh!!

One year ago today: actually not every living thing can fire water out of their eyes. sorry every living thing. sorry for making you sound cooler than you are

– Ryan

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