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October 8th, 2018: This Wednesday night I'll be at the Brookline Booksmith for a HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING event!! Are you in Boston? LET'S HANG OUT!

HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING IS OUT NOW, aaaahhhhh!!

One year ago today: good things that have happened when i have complied with "open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise": ZERO? SOMEHOW??

– Ryan

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