Narrator: THE SKELETON WHO WANTED BLOOD
Narrator: a spooky tale for hallowe'en!

T-Rex: Once there was a skeleton... who wanted BLOOD!!

T-Rex: This of course was extremely frustrating for her, because any blood she drank would just run down her empty torso and pool on the ground beneath her. That's assuming, of course, she could get some - which she couldn't, because she was a skeleton and they can't move under their own power, which meant she was just big ol' pile of forgotten bones.
T-Rex: So that was frustrating too.

Utahraptor: Could she actually EXPRESS her desire for blood in any way whatsoever?
T-Rex: No. Not at all.

T-Rex: But that didn't stop her FEELING it just as keenly - a thirst that could never be quenched, an itch that could never be scratched for all eternity, where even the blessed release of death was denied her. All she could do was sit motionless, broken, forever burning and obsessing in the pain of desire.

T-Rex: Hope you kids like some existential horrooOOoor! And also vowel sounds extended to sound spoooOOooOOoky!!
T-Rex: ...Check with your parents before you listen to my taaaAAAaaAAale!