Narrator: THE MOBILE SKELETON WHO WANTED BLOOD
Narrator: a spooky tale for hallowe'en!

T-Rex: Once there was a skeleton who wanted blood... and could move under her own volition!

T-Rex: "Oh frig me," said the first guy who saw her, "she wants BLOOD? I'm chock full of that stuff!!" And he ran away. But this skeleton could move, so she gave chase!
Dromiceiomimus: Did he get away?
T-Rex: THIS time! But... the skeleton had a PLAN.

T-Rex: She decided rather than CHASING the living, she'd LURE them right into her clutches!
Utahraptor: How?

T-Rex: She'd offer juice and cookies after harvesting their blood. And some days? She'd lure them in with FREE PIZZA.
Utahraptor: Wait - is she just running a blood bank here?
T-Rex: Correct!

T-Rex: But as THIS blood bank was staffed only by skeletons who worked for free, it put the other blood banks - staffed by the living - out of business. BEHOLD THE HORRIFYING EFFECTS OF PURE FREE-MARKET CAPITALISM!
Off panel: It doesn't sound so bad.
T-Rex: BEHOLD THEM!!