T-Rex: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and an equally beautiful frog. Whatever your standards of beauty were, these two exceeded them in every possible way.
T-Rex: "That is one sexy frog and princess," people would say! "Yowza."
T-Rex: "I don't know which is more attractive," people would go on to say, "though of course at the moment I'm only judging them by their physical traits, and if I am really to settle down with either a frog or a princess, I must ensure that we are romantically compatible! For there is more to life than beauty, and also, this has so far been entirely one-sided and I haven't spoken to either yet."
Utahraptor: And so they'd chat?
T-Rex: And so they'd chat!
T-Rex: But the frog would only say "yo ho ho and shiver me timbers", which was weird, and the princess would only say "Ahoy there maties, every day is talk like a pirate day when you're me, yarrrr!", so that was weird too in a similar way, and it really didn't help them find suitors.
T-Rex: A CONFESSION: I am making this story up as I go but I want to promise you at some point they'll end up in a poly relationship with The Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe, which will hint at a larger Fairy Tale Expanded Romantic Universe, so please stay with me
