T-Rex: Video games are better than they used to be! This is an inarguable fact. And if you ARE stupid enough to attempt to argue it, then I have the following to say to you, fool!!
T-Rex: I'm sorry but I respectfully disagree, fool!!
T-Rex: But the exciting thing about this, besides the video games themselves, is that this is a new art form - only a few decades old! We're still INVENTING what video games are and how awesome they can be. It's not like old and crusty art forms like NOVELS, where we all know what their limitations are.
Utahraptor: Novels are only a few hundred years old! T-Rex: Whoah, really?
Utahraptor: Yeah man. It's right there in the name: "novel", meaning new. And unlike VIDEO GAMES, novels take place in your head, where they're completely unrestrained by what kind of graphics card you have. Why, any one of us can picture the most beautiful horse ever, thanks to imagination!
T-Rex: 〚tries to imagine a horse and fails〛 T-Rex: This feels like a personal attack.
What are the haps my friends
January 30th, 2019:FEBRUARY 9th - where are you going to be? Hopefully in SAN FRANCISCO, where I'll be there for TWO free events!! Hopefully I will see you there too??