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April 8th, 2019: DUNFERMLINE WAS GREAT!! Thank you to everyone who came out - and particular thanks to the women who made me Nanaimo bars, giving me a taste of Canada!! - and I hope I can come back really soon!

One year ago today: WHEN WILL THE PROFESSOR ACTUALLY GET HIS MAIL?? THIS IS A CRIME

– Ryan

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