T-Rex: Hi, I'm a computers guy! I'm terrible at coming up with names that aren't horrible!
T-Rex: I think something as rad as "bionic implants" should be called "wetware"!
T-Rex: I thought a game controller should be called a "joy stick", a visual user interface should be an acronym pronounced "gooey", and instead of wanting an audience for my website I want "eyeballs"! I WANT TO ATTRACT EYEBALLS.
T-Rex: EVERYONE AROUND ME WANTS TO ATTRACT EYEBALLS.
T-Rex: WE ALL THINK THIS IS NORMAL.
Utahraptor: Hey, you've infected MY vocabulary now too!
T-Rex: OH NO
Utahraptor: Yep! I don't watch videos: I consume content. And I don't make videos: I produce content! And when I screw up in my videos I tearfully say that I only ever wanted to provide my fans with the best content I could. I USE IT SO SINCERELY, T-REX. PUT "CONTENT PRODUCER" ON MY GRAVESTONE.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, T-REX WAKES UP!
T-Rex: PHEW! It was all a dream!
Off panel: And yet, "content" still reframes creative work as a fungible asset whose sole purpose is to fill a corporate container!!
T-Rex: Nooooooooooo
T-Rex: Also, were you watching me sleeeeeeeep
