my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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May 28th, 2018: GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!

One year ago today: based on an apparently true giant potato party which i'm told by people i trust that i attended

– Ryan

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