T-Rex: All right everyone, it's time to learn some facts about VEGETABLES!
T-Rex: Fact one: if you only consumed vegetables, you'd DIE!!
Dromiceiomimus: Because you also need to drink water? That is TECHNICALLY correct, but also really misleading.
T-Rex: Fact two: everyone who has eaten vegetables is either DEAD or in the process of DYING!
Dromiceiomimus: Again, in the sense that we're ALL dying, yes, but -
T-Rex: FACT THREE -
T-Rex: - VEGETABLES have been linked to CANCER!
Utahraptor: What? Explain!
T-Rex: You ever see a tree with a bulge on it? Sometimes those bulges are TREE CANCER.
Utahraptor: Okay, but tree cancers don't metastasize because their cells don't move. I'd argue they're more accurately described as "tumors" -
T-Rex: FACT FOUR: VEGGIES ARE LINKED TO TUMORS!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Look, I'm not saying I'm a HERO for ENCOURAGING media literacy by spreading misinformation REQUIRING a critical eye to understand it, but -
Off panel: T-Rex, everyone stopped eating vegetables and now we all have constipated scurvy
