T-Rex: Hey, remember what life was like when you were one and a half years old?
T-Rex: ...Did you just say yes?

T-Rex: BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'RE LYING AS WE ALL SUFFER FROM CHILDHOOD AMNESIA!!

T-Rex: Childhood amnesia is the inability we have as adults to remember things that happened before we were two at the very earliest, and sometimes no earlier than six years old!
Dromiceiomimus: Why does it happen?
T-Rex: We just don't know!
Dromiceiomimus: How does it happen?
T-Rex: We just don't know!

Utahraptor: Does it happen to other animals?
T-Rex: We just DO know, and the answer is yes!

T-Rex: Listen, we live on a planet where as far as we can tell it's impossible for EVERY LIVING THING to avoid COMPLETELY FORGETTING what their earliest portion of their life was like, and we all act like this INCREDIBLY SINISTER FACT is normal!!
Utahraptor: Insane. INSANE!

Off panel: Anyway, I'm off to bed to sleep, an activity I will spend fully a third of my life doing, and science still can't say precisely why!
T-Rex: Except that if you don't, you'll die!
Off panel: Hah hah hah!
Off panel: It's not sinister at all!!