T-Rex: I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I have a complaint about
T-Rex: KIDS TODAY
T-Rex: and it is this: I disapprove of how they -
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah, T-Rex! Did your scales just turn grey??
T-Rex: No, I -
Dromiceiomimus: Where did you get that walker from??
T-Rex: Listen, I -
Utahraptor: T-Rex, your bones! They're suddenly SO BRITTLE that I can see it from here!!
T-Rex: Ha ha, very funny, but I'm not old!! I'm just POINTING OUT a GENERATIONAL DIFFERENCE, which I believe thanks to my YEARS OF EXPERIENCE - something not available to the YOUTH OF TODAY - lends me a VALUABLE and AUTHORITATIVE VIEWPOINT, which -
T-Rex: - okay nevermind, I have a craving for hard candies and the unexamined but distinct opinion that the music I listened to when I was a teen is objectively better than the music current teens listen to, I'm definitely old, RIP me forever
T-Rex: Byeeeee
