T-Rex: I think I'm in the market... for a motivational poster??
T-Rex: I think that's just where life has brought me, somehow??
T-Rex: I don't know PRECISELY what I'm looking for - but I'm betting it's some combination of images and words that when I read it will make me want to be a better person and do better things? I feel like if such a poster exists, it's kinda unethical NOT to own it, yeah? Like if there's a button you can press that makes you want to be a better guy, I should PROBABLY press that button.
Utahraptor: I think you may be overestimating the powers of a poster, T-Rex.
T-Rex: I hope not!
T-Rex: Because if words and images CAN'T change our minds, then why are we wasting ANY time with art? So I would ask to please be pointed in the direction of a poster that will make me a better person simply by reading it on a semi-regular basis, please.
T-Rex: I am willing to spend upwards of $15.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX BUYS A POSTER THAT READS "IN THIS HOUSE WE... REMIND GUESTS THAT THE TOILET USUALLY NEEDS TWO FLUSHES TO GET IT ALL DOWN, SORRY":
T-Rex: Listen!
T-Rex: Life is full of choices
