T-Rex: One day T-Rex (a fictional character; no relation) was cursed by a, let's say, a sheaf of wheat! From this point forward...
T-Rex: ...he would always be aware when he made a mistake!
T-Rex: At first he thought, oh cool, this is like Spidey-sense and I'll just change my mind when I get notified that something's the wrong thing to do. But that was before he started remembering his life, now aware of all the mistakes he'd made and incorrect things he believed!!
Utahraptor: A sheaf of wheat?
T-Rex: That's not the important part!
T-Rex: It's that by being now AWARE of everything he thought and did that was wrong, poor T-Rex was crushed!
Utahraptor: Can't get past the sheaf of wheat, to be honest.
T-Rex: Fairy tales have talking frogs in them! Wheat's the same!
Utahraptor: Oh hell, the wheat talks now??
Narrator: IN CONCLUSION:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary, I take back some of the bad things I said about writers and NONE of the bad things I said about unsolicited criticism that hurts my big important feelings!
T-Rex: I was RIGHT about that!!
