T-Rex: Musicians got it all figured out! They write a song about Christmas, and then you know what happens next?
T-Rex: A lot of people are gonna play their song every year at Christmas!!
T-Rex: That's GUARANTEED BANK. And some musicians profit from even FURTHER specialization: for example, David Bowie's "Life on Mars" gets played whenever we send another mission to Mars to look for signs of life!
T-Rex: BRILLIANT.
Utahraptor: Wait, love songs fit this mold too! There's near-bespoke songs for EVERY kind of relationship!!
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: Given all this, it's obvious a song like "A Politician Did A Bad Thing" would make MAD MONEY. However, as an artiste, I despise ALL commercialism, and that's why MY songs are as unrelatable as possible. Have you heard my new song, "I Pooped In The Woods But Some Got On My Shoes"?
Utahraptor: I have not.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX'S SONG IS A BANGER:
T-Rex: Dang it! I'm just TOO good at everything!!
T-Rex: Except for pooping in the woods, haha
T-Rex: *sigh*
