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November 6th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

One year ago today: omega one thousand is, you guessed it, a robot from the future who was sent back in time to kill you

– Ryan

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