T-Rex: Pat has travelled back in time, stepped on a METRIC TON of butterflies, and then returned to the future! Man, that is just CLASSIC Pat right there.
T-Rex: Geez, Pat.
T-Rex: Anyway, the world is a VERY different place!
T-Rex: Skin-tight crotch-to-shoulder clothing is no longer called "leotards", because Jules Léotard, who popularized them, was no longer born! Instead they're "BALLESDENS", a completely different French last name! Without Étienne de Silhouette, silhouettes are "pélissiers", and without Jean Nicot, nicotine is "breonine"!
Utahraptor: So did anything else change beside French names...?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: ENGLISH NAMES!
T-Rex: Without Henry Shrapnel, shards are "tisdall"! Interestingly, cardigans HAVEN'T renamed, though of course a different man was the Earl of Cardigan!
Utahraptor: No, like - which NATIONS still exist? Are zeppelins everywhere? Is everyone steampunk now?
T-Rex: Pfft, PLEASE. Lesser minds argue alternate histories and blimps, while great minds agree:
T-Rex: There's NO WAY any time travel ripple effect DOESN'T rename leotards
