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February 9th, 2021: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

One year ago today: as an antidote to social media i just reply to everyone else's posts with a clearly-stated "lol", regardless of post content

– Ryan

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