T-Rex: I love my dog because he has no guile. If he likes you he'll let you know!
T-Rex: And if he's so angry he approaches the state of rigor mortis, he'll let you know that too!!
T-Rex: Meanwhile, all the DINOSAURS I encounter can lie and hide their true feelings all the time, but with dogs, what you see is what you get! They just exist in the moment and share their authentic self with the world. We could all learn from that!
Utahraptor: Ah, so you DON'T want me to care about hurting your feelings!
T-Rex: No, I like that!
T-Rex: I want you to care deeply about my happiness, while ALSO, never lying to me about anything.
Utahraptor: I honestly don't think these two goals are compatible. Radical truth can hurt.
T-Rex: Wow, it makes me really unhappy to hear that!!
T-Rex: STRIKE ONE, FRIENDO
