T-Rex: I'm thinking I should start a feud with someone! Maybe a lifelong one?

T-Rex: Might liven things up a bit around here!!

Dromiceiomimus: You really want to be fighting with someone for the rest of your life?
T-Rex: Not fighting! FEUDING. I want someone who when something good happens to them I think "why that no good rotten so-and-so" and when something bad happens to them I can think "Couldn't have happened to a nicer person! And self, I'm being sarcastic!!"

Utahraptor: We can feud if you want!
T-Rex: No way!

T-Rex: You can't VOLUNTEER. It needs to happen organically! It's like falling in love: you can't force it, but being in contact often certainly increases your odds.
Utahraptor: So you're going out in public?
T-Rex: I am indeed!

Narrator: LATER, AT THE GROCERY STORE:
T-Rex: Hey, you bumped my cart!
Off panel: Oh, sorry bud.
T-Rex: You want to exchange contact info, in case later on we let this one event describe the arc of our lives??