T-Rex: "Entertainment Weekly"? Yeah, sure, a great magazine... if you've never heard of Entertainment DAILY!!
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T-Rex: See, THAT sort of brutal burn is what every magazine named "Weekly" leaves itself open to. You need to give your magazine a name that can't be easily one-upped! And don't even get me started about The New York Times.
T-Rex: Why nobody has started "The New York, Jersey City, And Newark Times" is BEYOND ME.
Utahraptor: People don't choose magazines just solely off the title!
T-Rex: You kidding me?
T-Rex: I see a magazine called "THE MAGAZINE THAT ONLY SEXY PEOPLE READ", I'm picking it up. You really wouldn't?
Utahraptor: ...Honestly? Yeah, I'm definitely picking that up.
T-Rex: See? TITLES MATTER.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Heh, you're reading USA Today? Nice BEGINNER newspaper. Me, I read USA Tomorrow. No wait, WORLD Tomorrow. No wait! SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM TOMORROW: that's what I read!
Off panel: Frig, that sounds GREAT
