my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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September 20th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

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