T-Rex: Dracula petted his dog, Dogcula, who he'd turned into an immortal vampire dog a while ago because they're best friends who never wanted to be apart -

T-Rex: - it was very sweet and honestly quite enviable -

T-Rex: - and sighed. Immortal life was long, but was it INTERESTING? Sure, Dracula got to hang out with his dog in a cool castle and went for nice walks at night, but life had started to become a bit... repetitive. What was there to keep him interested? There was nothing new under the moon.

Utahraptor: Dracula takes place in the late 1800s, yeah?
T-Rex: Sure!

Utahraptor: So he's EASILY gonna live long enough to see ENIAC put into service in 1945. General-purpose electronic computers have to be something that can interest him for centuries! Plus many software developers stay up real late anyway, so honestly he'll fit right in.

T-Rex: Dracula is canonically a hacker with an immortal dog??
Off panel: Dracula is canonically a hacker with an immortal dog.
T-Rex: I AM EVEN MORE JEALOUS OF HIM THAN I WAS MERE MOMENTS AGO