T-Rex: Turns out, the first rule of faking your own death is to NOT publicly muse about the advantages of faking your own death!
T-Rex: Dang it, me!
T-Rex: I mused JUST ONCE about starting over with a new identity, and now if I ever try it people are instantly gonna be all, "huh, T-Rex appeared to die in such a way that there's no corpse, just like he'd always planned. Good for him. Let's find him two towns over."
Utahraptor: Maybe the fact you mused about it HELPS you though!
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: If it's SUCH common knowledge that you shouldn't do that, doesn't that prove that you WEREN'T planning to fake your death? Anyone competent wouldn't, after all.
T-Rex: Of course! I just need to earn a reputation for being a competent and clever person who NEVER makes stupid mistakes!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Wow!!
T-Rex: This is HARD
