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October 18th, 2021: Well, now *I* can't fake my death, but learn from my mistakes, everyone! LEARN FROM THEM

One year ago today: look, all i'm saying is this: the instant you assume that everything online is posted by 12-year-old kids is the same instant that the entire world suddenly makes sense

– Ryan

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