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October 27th, 2021: In the past I've enjoyed pizza with cantaloupe on it so let's just say that when it comes to toppings I am EXTREMELY LIBERAL (and sated with deliciousness)

One year ago today: aliens pondering whether or not to give earth time travel technology, seeing some "you won't believe what this person from 20 years ago looks like now" articles, sighing through their auxiliary gastube and deciding we are CLEARLY not ready

– Ryan

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