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January 17th, 2022: The video game adaptation of my (and Bill S.'s) book TO BE OR NOT TO BE is out on Switch! Music! Narration! Multiple playable characters! Plus now you can play it / read it on the go! You probably should!

One year ago today: mr. freeze, whose full name was Another Guynamed Freeze, studied his birth certificate skeptically.

– Ryan

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