T-Rex: Hey God! What does the word "Atlantic" mean?
God: WHAT
God: I'M NOT A DICTIONARY
God: I'M THE GUY WHO CREATED EVERYTHING
T-Rex: Yeah yeah, INCLUDING dictionaries!
T-Rex: CHECK AND MATE.
T-Rex: It just, it occurred to me that there's a whole OCEAN named after "Atlantic" and I have no idea what it means.
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, it refers to Atlas from ancient Greek mythology! He was cursed to hold up the sky on his back, and I guess by one account I'll never read, memorably shrugged at some point??
T-Rex: One of the planet's top-two biggest oceans is named after an IMAGINARY GUY?
Utahraptor: Hell yeah!
Utahraptor: All sorts of things are named after imaginary guys: animals, places, VERBS, you name it! Turns out the whole history of life on this planet is about making up a guy and naming something after him. Thursday is a corruption of Thor's Day!
T-Rex: I could do that! I'm great at making up guys!
God: DUDE
God: SAME
