T-Rex: The thing with our FRIGGIN' MORTAL BODIES is there's not enough time in our lives to learn everything!
T-Rex: There's literally too much to learn!
T-Rex: Seems like a scam but whatever!!
T-Rex: And it means that I'M left in this place where there's things I'd LOVE to know, but DON'T, and NEVER WILL, on account of this mortal coil and whatnot.
Dromiceiomimus: What sort of things would you like to know?
T-Rex: Like how to fix my friggin' leaky faucet??
Utahraptor: I think that's quite achievable.
T-Rex: If everything goes well, sure!
T-Rex: But what if it's a problem with the pipes? And before you say "what do you mean?" let me say I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I MEAN, because I'm SO MORTAL I never learned about plumbing!! I put all my points into other subjects and now I'm bad at plumbing and I'm gonna die!!
Off panel: It takes a special kind of person to go from "my faucet drips" to "death is my constant companion and she shan't be denied".
T-Rex: I disagree! I think it's a super normal person who thinks that!
T-Rex: ...BUT I'LL DIE BEFORE I CAN PROVE IT, FRIG