What are the haps my friends

July 22nd, 2022: "Jupiter mass is the unit of mass equal to the mass of the planet Jupiter" comes from me asking Google's voice assistant how much Jupiter weighs, which means it originally comes from Wikipedia.

FUN FACT: when it launched you could ask Google "what is the nature of the universe", and it would respond "the universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter." Alarming until you realize it's simply responding to that exact same question being answered in TNG S4E5 "Remember Me" and then it's less alarming until you realize Google incorporated fan wikis about fictional universes and then couldn't distinguish between fiction and reality was using them to answer questions about real life but haha it's probably fine now

One year ago today: "let's say it's a current-apocalyptic present" is what all the characters say at the start of a post-apocalyptic future story

– Ryan

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