T-Rex: I wish I could pay someone to solve all my problems.

T-Rex: Or at the very least, to give me some new and clever things to try!

T-Rex: A fresh set of eyes, you know?
Dromiceiomimus: You're describing therapy, T-Rex.
T-Rex: No no, because this would be for everything from JOB problems to INTERPERSONAL to LIFE problems and everything in between. Just someone to figure out ways to make my life BETTER.

Utahraptor: Again: therapy.
T-Rex: Again: this isn't that!

T-Rex: I want them to be SPECIFICALLY TRAINED to solve my problems. Like a whole other person whose whole CAREER is to help me!! And I'm not fancy - I don't mind if they take on other clients.
Utahraptor: Oh! Sorry, yeah, I get it now. The service you want is called "Alpha Pro-Solve XTreme for Men".

T-Rex: Oh snap, really? That's perfect! Where do I sign up for such a service??
Off panel: They, uh, share an office with the therapists.
T-Rex: I HAVE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AND AM ON MY WAY