T-Rex: What do "The Importance of Being Earnest", "The Wind in the Willows", "Wuthering Heights", and "Moby-Dick" have in common?
T-Rex: Correct!
T-Rex: They're all pretty cool titles that have ALREADY been grabbed for really famous books! HOWEVER, there's nothing stopping ME from putting out a new story, also called "Moby-Dick", that's entirely my OWN invention!!
Utahraptor: I might not invite comparisons to another ALREADY-world-famous work, but that's just me.
T-Rex: See, I would!
T-Rex: It means FREE SALES from MARKET CONFUSION, plus HILARIOUS PRANKS when someone unknowingly reads MY book and writes a book report on an entirely unrelated work! Hah hah hah! Literature should be used for pranks!!
Narrator: LATER: LITERATURE IS USED TO CAPTURE THE INNERMOST TRUTHS OF BEING ALIVE IN THE WORLD:
T-Rex: Pranks are PART of the world!!
T-Rex: So sayeth Moby-Dick, who, in MY work, is a rapping snail with anxiety
