T-Rex: I'm tired of ghosts, vampires, zombies, and to a lesser extent, Frankensteins.
T-Rex: That's right!

T-Rex: It's high time we invented a NEW spooky creature!

Dromiceiomimus: Well, there's plenty of other monsters and cryptids found in other cultures, many of whom -
T-Rex: So what I'm thinking is, a giant SNAKE that can kill you just by LOOKING at you.
T-Rex: Pretty badass, yes? PRETTY BADASS.

Utahraptor: Ah, the basilisk of antiquity.
T-Rex: It's been done??

T-Rex: Okay, how about a - a furry fish?
Utahraptor: The Icelandic fur-bearing trout.
T-Rex: A scary crocodile WITHOUT a mouth?
Utahraptor: The Dungavenhooter.
T-Rex: A bull that attacks with poo instead of horns?
Utahraptor: Bonnacon.

T-Rex: The world truly is a magical place.
Off panel: Its poo is so caustic that it burns flesh on contact and also sets the ground on fire.
T-Rex: Well! I for one cannot WAIT to add this feature to Frankensteins